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Right, so right now I am at work. I am doing what all good network admins do: play on the bad-ass computer (or in this case, laptop) that the company bought for you and procrastinate. So, the mail comes in and the people out front, for some reason, decide to open an envelope clearly marked with my name on it. Heil rececptionist bitchy! So, here's the story:(click on Read More.)After a LOOONNGGG and painfull meeting on Friday (accountants love meetings. They get to spout tripe) I was told by our consultant for our current management software package, which will remain nameless to protect the inocent.. Wait.. the program sucks giant hairy ass as well, the program is DacEasy, that the company that has the license to sell the program in Canada (and to take the Yankee version and fix it to use our Canuck cashish) will be no-longer as of Jan01, 2001. Fuck me! I says.. That means any bugs will go unfixed. I got enough problems with Windows ME (Moron Edition, because people who would buy it are morons.. Yes, I am a moron) I don't need that shite. So I says to my boss; "Boss, we need to drop this DacEasy stuff. They're going under." Boss; "Ok, So we get a new proggie." That should be it right? I go about my job, looking for a new proggie. BUT!!@#!$@98Them accounting bitchies want reports, charts, motherfucking slide shows. Now, I can put up a damn fine website, I am a Photoshop Guru, but this boy don't do Powerpoint. I say, umm.. Why? They are just going to say exactly what I told you just now. Boss told me to get a new program. For an hour I argue with them, finally bowingto their super-human powers of anality and pettiness. Today, I have to explain to them why we have to pay Network Solutions for the company domain name, even though we are hosted elsewhere. Maybe because Network Solutions controls that? I dunno jackass. Fuck I wish she wasnt the boss's sister.. If she is indeed female. *shudder* from this day forth, she shall be known as the Giant Grape! Fear her powers of anality! Yet another reason to despise the air she breaths: Recently, she tried to get me fired. She spoke to the Boss (I like him, he gives me beer and coffee and cashish) about my productivity and the lack thereof. (Hey! This site takes alot of time! Don't bitch about me being non-productive!). The killer, I wish I was there, was when Boss says; "I don't care if he's back there jackin off to porn (Mmm High speed internet) as long as he is here when I call him to change the paper in my printer ( I am a computer bitch). Baaahahahaha.. I would given YOUR LEFT NUT to see that! Save me -- TinAdd this page to your favorite Social Bookmarking websites          Add your comment
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